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Annoying Coworker Memes

Annoying Coworker Memes

Here are some of our favorite annoying coworker memes.  We've met all of these coworkers a few times and we're sure you have too.  And uhh...just remember not to turn into one of them! Enjoy.     1. Reading is Fun! It's always fantastic when that annoying coworker forgets to scroll down just a tad in order to avoid more work for everyone else.  Read just a little more and save us all!   2. Assistant (to the) Regional Manager   Oh yes, it's the annoying coworker on a power trip who's quite nosy and thinks he's owns you.  He also acts like a...

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5 White-Noise Channels To Help You Focus

5 White-Noise Channels To Help You Focus

If you've ever Googled for "relaxing background music" or "study music" then you've probably come across examples of white noise tracks.  White noise tracks typically feature some mix of sounds played at a constant volume level for extended lengths of time - sometimes up to 12 hours and longer!  The purpose of these tracks is to help block out distracting ambient noises, chatter, and other sounds that can cause you to lose focus.  They aren't noise-cancelling, like some fancy headphones, but they instead provide a constant level of sound which helps to reduce the severity of other noises, thus helping you...

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Refrigerator Hierarchy

It's quiet, it's early.  Not everyone has arrived to work yet.  You've just quietly entered the break room and opened the refrigerator door.  Food parcels in hand, you stare at the cold, dimly lit box.  The office refrigerator.  A passive, diplomacy wasteland. Phil has been here for years.  He gets to put his yogurt in the door, right there.  And Mary started putting her food over there, in the cool spot in the back, and she holds it down like a gold-rush miner. Some bags and containers are put there by people you don't even know, people you've never even talked to except to...

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Bathroom Regulars

The following story is based on actual events. The names and locations have been changed to protect the identities of those involved. These are their stories... *DUN DUN* Carl was new to the office and new to cubicle life. He previously worked the night shift as a hotel security guard, where he was free to roam about as he willed. He went to the bathroom whenever he needed to go, and he had the luxury of the quiet, clean, and quite peaceful facilities. However, when he left this job for seemingly “greener pastures”, he had no idea the horror and...

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Splash 'n Dash

Do you consider yourself a "morning person"?  Does the idea of waking up before sunrise get you excited?  Do you cherish your quiet mornings where it's just you, your pj's, and your to-do checklist for the day ahead? If so, then this entry ain't for you, because, honestly, I envy you.  I wish I could start my days hours before sunrise instead of hours after most of society wakes up.  The only thing I know at 5:30am on any given day is that my pillow is unbelievably more comfortable than it was when I went to sleep a few hours prior.  And...

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