1. They can't park....ever.
Looks like I can't squeeze in. Thanks. Now I have to walk an extra 50 feet.
2. They don't make another pot of coffee.
3. They murder their keyboard on a daily basis.
All you have to do is tap it. That's all.
4. They eat fish for lunch.
Aren't there like 1,000 others things you could eat instead? Please?
5. They look at your screen any chance they get.
"Hey! YouTube is blocked on my computer! How are you able to get there?!"
6. They leave half a doughnut.
Why would I even want the whole thing...right? And wait, someone had to touch that to cut it. Sigh.
7. They leave science experiments in the refrigerator.
How long has that been in there? 2 days? 1 week? What's the difference...LOOK at it.
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